Hello and welcome to my horrible lair! I'm Nove NuVonde, known by some as Smoky, modestly talented hobby artist in the fields of both writing and visual design. My love for the weird, pathetic, and pink things in this world is without bounds and this is my crusty zone for curating just such media. You may also, on a whim, guess that I'm a fan in particular of worms. You'd be guessing correctly.
This space is also a sandbox of sorts for me to brush up and practice my coding skills, as well as my graphic design chops. No matter how competent this site may look on the surface, inspect its source code at your own peril. The spaghetti code is so messy it very well may animate and attack you. Also this site is very much optimized for desktop and a mobile version is far in the future so sorry mobile users if the site just sucks for you.
This site is still very much under construction so expect to encounter lots of W.I.P. pages and fuck ups.
Repeat visitor? Consider slapping Ctrl+f5, sometimes the divs get "stuck" and it makes my index look rancid.